Blog

Making Your Own Candy Dildo!

Making Your Own Edible Sex Toy!

It’s not uncommon for people to use all sorts of products and groceries for masturbation. From wrinkly cucumbers to curvy bananas, you can play around with any penis-shaped fruit or veggie. However, what if we tell you that you can make a completely edible toy penis from ingredients lying around your kitchen? Read on and find out how to make yourself a yummy candy dildo.

What You’ll Need

The great thing about making a toy like this is that you’ll only need a couple of household items to begin. Namely, you’ll need only four of them — a milk carton, vegetable or coconut oil, a phallic model, and some paraffin wax. Here’s why.

The carton of milk will serve as a container for the other three ingredients to mash up. You can use any box-like carton as long as the size fits your future toy. The vegetable/coconut oil will help with greasing up the mold. You’ll pull it out with ease once the wax becomes firm enough.

The reason why you’ll need a mold is pretty self-evident. Well, you need something to leave the empty space for your ingredients to pour into. The wax is there to make sure your mold stays in place. Hence, the end product will come out looking like these toys from LG.

Step 1: Creating the Mold

Your DIY dildo is only as good as your mold is. Therefore, it’s vital to make one that’s firm and well-shaped. To begin, cut your milk carton on one side and place it on your kitchen table so that the open side is looking up towards you. Make sure that the carton is deeper than the toy you want to make.

Once you do that, use the vegetable/coconut oil to grease the toy you’ll use to create the shape of your future candy dildo. Don’t be shy while greasing it up and make sure you get every part of it nice and shiny with oil. By doing this, you’ll allow it to get out of the wax without any fuss and leave a perfect mold for the ingredients to fill up.

Place the greasy toy inside the carton and try to center it as well as you can. The placement is important because you want all sides to be equally covered with wax and apply the same pressure. Next up, you need to heat the paraffin wax. You can do it in any pot.

Once the wax melts, you can pour it into the carton. Make sure there’s enough of it so that you fill it up equally on all sides. When done, leave the carton for a while for the paraffin wax to tighten.

Step 2: Cut the Mold in Half

Now it’s time to get your model out and leave room for your homemade dildo. What you want to do is cut the mold in half and get the toy out. Sure, it might be a bit tricky, but you’ll get the hang of it in no time. So use a knife, scalpel, or any other sharp object to begin the cutting process.

You’re trying to cut it in half, so make sure you follow a straight line across the mold. You don’t want to do a sloppy job because you won’t be able to put the two halves back together afterward. Take your time and do it with precision.

Once you finish cutting, take the model penis out. Leave the toy on the table and begin to grease up the insides of your mold. Again, don’t be shy and use enough oil because your future homemade sex toy mustn’t end up glued to the mold. Join the two sides with either some glue or tape.

Step 3: Making the Dildo

Before we begin to explain the process of penis molding, we’ll list what you’ll need to make your toy cock delicious and good-looking. Check the ingredients below.

  • 1 cup of sugar
  • ⅓ cup of butter
  • 9 cups of powdered sugar
  • ⅓ cup of powdered milk
  • ⅔ cup of white corn syrup
  • 1 tsp of vanilla
  • ¼ tsp of salt

Once you have all these ingredients, put the powdered milk, salt, and powdered sugar into a bowl of your choice. On the other side, place the butter, corn syrup, and ordinary sugar in a pan on the cooking stove. Make sure you don’t burn it, so stir it until it begins to boil. When it starts to boil, stir it for another five minutes.

If you’re going to eat your delicious, large dildo, add vanilla to the pan. Take it off the stove and place it aside. Mix the ingredients from the bowl with the boiling ones from the pan. Pour this mixture into your mixer and turn it on. Once it’s taffy-like, pour it into the mold and leave it to rest overnight.

Reminders When Using It

Sure, your homemade toy won’t look like a realist dildo immediately. It will take time for you to master your skills. However, that doesn’t mean you won’t be able to use your new dildo after the first time. However, before you do so, it’s essential to take a few more steps.

Firstly, when you unmold your toy penis, wipe the oil from it. You don’t want to get the grease inside your vagina when you try it out. If you place something sugary inside your pussy, you risk getting a nasty yeast infection. Also, we suggest you slip a condom over it before you begin using it.

Another tip we’d like to mention is that your DIY toy won’t work well as a strap-on dildo. Why? Well, it’s not made from premium materials; hence, the chances of it breaking while you’re thrusting are pretty big. So don’t overestimate your cooking skills just yet.

Nevertheless, it will work fine as a regular vaginal or anal dildo. If you’re not quite sure about whether it’s too fragile, you can always decorate it. Think of it as your little sexy science project and let your imagination run wild with it.